NFL owners break for refreshments.
The NFL announced today that the Pro Bowl will move back to Hawaii and take place in the weekend between the conference final and the Super Bowl.
The NFL managed to extort 4 million from Hawaiian taxpayers because they clearly need the money more than Hawaii does even though the players prefer Hawaii over Florida and other locations because, dammit, it’s just a nice place to visit.
The league is keeping the game before the Super Bowl because more people actually paid attention to it this year which means more ad dollars which means more money for starving orphans the NFL.
